Bruce Slaton 2.0 (Hell Was Too Full & He Hates Long Lines)

Imagine You Die & You Get To These White Gates & There's A Little Demon Who Says They Outsourced Heaven To India Because There Wasn't Enough Value In Demand In The United States & Everyone Went To Hell For The Season Because They Realized Sometimes Giving People Free Will Without Making Or Helping Them Work Is So Old School & They Were All Now Working Together On A Set Of "Principles For Dummies" Edition?.